How the Glurk Stole Xmas

by BEEFUS

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$10 USD or more

1.	Hello, This Is Johnny Dollar 02:27	buy track
2.	Let's Put the X in Xmas 02:26	buy track
3.	The Sexamalicious Whos Get It On 01:17	buy track
4.	Doin' a Who 03:59	buy track
5.	The Grinch Empties His Sac-a-Ma-Jig 02:22	buy track
6.	Holiday Hole 05:14	buy track
7.	We Admire Weiners 02:02	buy track
8.	You're a Mean One Mr. Glurk 03:49	buy track
9.	The Grinch Has an Awful Idea 01:08	buy track
10.	Toys, Toys, Toys 02:23	buy track
11.	Cindy Lu Is Definitely Over 18 02:25	buy track
12.	I'm Cindy Lu 05:42	buy track
13.	The Last Jar of Cialis 01:38	buy track
14.	If I Can't Have It 03:12	buy track
15.	Dead-Eyed Dog Diddlers 03:39	buy track
16.	Psychopath's Hall of Fame 03:11	buy track
17.	A Monster Arises 02:31	buy track
18.	The Zong In the Thong 05:17	buy track
19.	Fahoo Foray, Hole of Glory 04:27	buy track

about

Beefus and Dr. Seuss make the unholy animalistic Grinch With Two Backs in HOW THE GRINCH STOLE XMAS. The Whos down in Who-ville can't stop having noisy orgies in the holiday snow. The Grinch, driven mad with disgust (and lust) conspires to steal their orgasma-tastical sex toys and stop Xmas from "cumming" once and for all! Featuring heartwarming holiday classics "Let's Put The X In Xmas," "Holiday Hole," and "Toys, Toys, Toys!"

credits

released December 16, 2021

Beefus- electric banjo, lead vocals, samples, written word, Narrator
Meatslayer- bass, vocals (lead on Zong In the Thong), Reporter Ray Peterson
Tardmar- keys, vocals (lead on Holiday Hole, If I Can't Have It), samples, The Grinch
Nathan B Gosh- electric mandolin, vocals, Billy Bob Who
Lizardus- trombone, bells, vocals, Mayor Whosit
Smiley Virus- percussion, vocals, Cindy Lu Who
U-Tip- drums, Ma Grinch
Reb Nebula- vocals (lead on I'm Cindy Lu)

Story and script by Beefus
Performed and recorded live at 89.9 FM WORT 12/15/2016
Produced by Ben Johnson of Wavelength Productions for YS Records

license

about

BEEFUS Madison, Wisconsin

Called "Madison's rocking merry pranksters" by the Madison Isthmus, BEEFUS has been bringing their bizarro sounds and stage antics to stages in Madison, WI and the Midwest since 2007. BEEFUS are more anti-rock than rock, with smatterings of mutated jazz, peculiar percussion, and anthems to meat, body horror, and eldritch squid. ... more

contact / help

Contact BEEFUS

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Report this album or account

If you like BEEFUS, you may also like:

Fester
by Legss

A thrilling post-punk EP from this UK group that knows the value of tension and release. Bandcamp New & Notable Jul 16, 2023
go to album
Ottoline
by L.A. Salami

The experimental UK artist's latest album is decidedly genre-agnostic. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 14, 2022
go to album
Sunburst
by Kevin Dickerson

Introspective bedroom pop with a literary-narrative bent, touching the mundane horrors of everyday life. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 17, 2018
go to album
Time is Glass
by Six Organs of Admittance

Recorded at home, Six Organs of Admittance's 21st album upholds Ben Chasny's reputation for experimental psych-folk excellence. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 25, 2024
go to album
The Power Of The Heart: A Tribute To Lou Reed
by Various Artists

Keith Richards, Rosanne Cash, Lucinda Williams, Joan Jett, and more pay tribute to the enduring and visionary music of Lou Reed. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 23, 2024
go to album
A Chaos Of Flowers
by BIG|BRAVE

Leaning into the sparse, impressionistic sound of 2023's albu "Nature Morte," the Montreal metallurgists sound as heavy and radiant as ever. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 21, 2024
go to album
Perseids
by somesurprises

The Seattle band work around the edges of shoegaze and dream pop with a rare sense of clarity and momentum. Bandcamp Album of the Day Apr 19, 2024
go to album