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Kringle in the Corn

by BEEFUS

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Humples Detects A Resentment Ray 03:40
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2.
Kringle In the Corn 03:00
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3.
String 'Em Up by the Feet 01:41
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4.
Candy Caine 04:15
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They's Some New Men in Town! 01:32
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Dead And Gone 04:11
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Murderers, Whoremongers, and Sorcerers 03:44
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I Can't Wait 03:59
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9.
Baby Jesus: The True Story 01:39
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Danger In the Manger 05:15
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Erotic Fixations of Abominable Luster 01:25
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Give 'Em to the Gimp 05:13
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13.
Colonel Beauregard Hogwood Rolls Up 04:47
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Slavery Town 03:33
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15.
Chuck Todd Is an A$$hole 03:52
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16.
Porkanthropus/ Murca Risin' 03:31
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17.
Squeal Like a Pig 01:29
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18.
Murca Risin' (Reprise) 02:23
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about

Santa lives at the North Pole, but there's trouble at the Deep South Pole, and Santa goes into the wilds of Amurca to investigate. He and his elf buddy find that these red-blooded patriots don't take kindly to Northerners. Sata gets tied up, handed over to the Gimp, and finds that these rural rebels are planning to unleash an unspeakable horror on the world -- the gross, corpulent pignoramus "Porkanthropus!"

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released December 11, 2022

Beefus- banjo, samples, lead vocals, narrator, written word
Meatslayer- bass, vocals, Santa Claus
Tardmar- keys, samples, vocals (lead on 'Candy Caine' & 'Danger in the Manger'), Humples the Elf
Nathan B. Gosh- mandolin, vocals, Skeezit
Bonus Erectus- trombone, guitar, vocals, Buford, Colonel Beauregard Hogwood, Chuck Todd
Smiley Virus- percussion, vocals (lead on 'Dead and Gone'), Hoglips, Saddie May, NYT Reporter
Braniak- percussion, vocals (lead on 'I Can't Wait'), Reverend Luther Pendragon, Bocephus
U-Tip- drums, bells, Gimp

Story and script by Beefus
Performed and recorded live at 89.9 FM WORT 12/13/2018
Produced by Ben Johnson of Wavelength Productions for YS Records

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BEEFUS Madison, Wisconsin

Called "Madison's rocking merry pranksters" by the Madison Isthmus, BEEFUS has been bringing their bizarro sounds and stage antics to stages in Madison, WI and the Midwest since 2007. BEEFUS are more anti-rock than rock, with smatterings of mutated jazz, peculiar percussion, and anthems to meat, body horror, and eldritch squid. ... more

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