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Twisted Kringle

from Santa Can't by BEEFUS

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What is that smell? I cannot tell
Something is strange, Santa has changed
Black is his beard, tangled and weird
Huge ugly paws, not Santa Claus

We got a case of a twisted Kringle, mutant troll with flaming eyes
Clanking iron bells don't jingle, kiddies in for a grim surprise
What do you do with a Twisted Kringle? Lock the door and hide in fear
Hope you cemented up your chimney, now the drooling horror nears

Reindeer are dead, pulling his sled
Demons and ghouls slobber and drool
Christmas is done, evil has won
Torch every tree, burn every wreath

Knock at the door from a Twisted Kringle, grabs the kiddies one by one
See his swollen eyes a-twinkle, greedily he scarfs them down
What do you do with a Twisted Kringle? Krampus comes to eat your kin
With blood and gore the streets are sprinkled, joy to the world, he's come again

No stockings filled, he comes to kill
He's at your door. You are done for.

What do you do with a Twisted Kringle?
What do you do with a Twisted Kringle?

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from Santa Can't, released December 18, 2020
lyrics- Beefus
music- Beefus/Meatslayer

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BEEFUS Madison, Wisconsin

Called "Madison's rocking merry pranksters" by the Madison Isthmus, BEEFUS has been bringing their bizarro sounds and stage antics to stages in Madison, WI and the Midwest since 2007. BEEFUS are more anti-rock than rock, with smatterings of mutated jazz, peculiar percussion, and anthems to meat, body horror, and eldritch squid. ... more

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