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Elf Fight

from Santa Can't by BEEFUS

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lyrics

We're gonna have an elf fight
It's gonna go all night
Ya better bring your teensy knife
Gonna make your face look tight
Wipe the floor with your wee guts
From all the teeny tiny cuts
We're kicking itty bitty butts
Stompin' all your micro nuts

Shrimpy violence is such fun
Long as no one brings a gun
Punch you in your puny face
Hit me back with dinky mace
Attacking with no rationale
Lilliputian battle royale
Midnight sun and polar nights
Make us crazy mingy sprites

Elf Fight! Elf Fight! Elf Fight!
Elf Fight! Elf Fight! Elf Fight!

Angst and fear your way of life
Paranoias cause you strife
Dark web social media
Brain hacked mind will eat you up
I can't stand your elf rage culture
All that whining's ear drum torture
Righteous anger justify
On that hill is where you'll die

Hack and slash! Thrash and gash! Smash and bash!
Scratch and claw! Stab your balls! Kill 'em all!
Bite your leg! Poke your eye! Crush your toe!
Doom and gloom! Little bodies everywhere!

We're gonna have an elf fight
It's gonna start at midnight
Ya better bring your teensy knife
Gonna make your face look tight
There's gonna be an elf brawl
Lots and lots of fun for all
We're gonna make you wanna crawl
Gonna slam you in the wall

***Mosh section***

Hack and slash! Thrash and gash! Smash and bash!
Scratch and claw! Stab your balls! Kill 'em all!
Bite your leg! Poke your eye! Crush your toe!
Doom and gloom! Little bodies everywhere!

We're gonna have an elf fight
It's gonna go all night
Ya better bring your teensy knife
Gonna make your face look tight

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from Santa Can't, released December 18, 2020
lyrics/music- Meatslayer

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BEEFUS Madison, Wisconsin

Called "Madison's rocking merry pranksters" by the Madison Isthmus, BEEFUS has been bringing their bizarro sounds and stage antics to stages in Madison, WI and the Midwest since 2007. BEEFUS are more anti-rock than rock, with smatterings of mutated jazz, peculiar percussion, and anthems to meat, body horror, and eldritch squid. ... more

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