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Daddy Slap Chop and the Santa Gland

by BEEFUS

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1.
How a Legend Began 02:22
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2.
Daddy Slap Chop 02:20
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3.
I Love the Smell of Daddy 03:04
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4.
What's Happening To My Body? 01:59
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5.
Jolly Red Sex Machine 01:34
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6.
Elf Pleasure 02:04
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7.
The North Pole is Not Enough Any More 01:10
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8.
Party With Santa 05:59
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9.
Perfect Fantasy Fudge 00:33
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10.
I Saw Your Mama 04:31
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11.
Recap, For the Easily Confused 01:07
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12.
Abortion For Christmas 02:54
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13.
Santa Wants More Drugs 00:38
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14.
(Santa Don't Take That) Pet Medicine 03:03
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15.
The Leaders of the Free World Act 01:08
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16.
Christmas at Ground Zero 02:36
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17.
Santa in the Fallout Zone 01:10
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18.
I Saw Mutants Eating Santa Claus 02:00
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19.
Pinhead Masters of the Planet 01:11
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20.
The Faceless Child Is Born Tonight 02:40
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21.
What Does Christmas Mean To You? 00:33
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about

Now it can be told: the horrific true tale of the First Christmas, and the loathesome mutations and greasy sexual kinkology of Daddy Slap Chop, later known by the Tex Mex moniker of Santa Claus. Originally broadcast live on WORT FM, Madison, this radio opera lays it all bare...jingle bells, organs, irradiated meat.

credits

released March 29, 2014

Beefus- lead vocals, bells, narrator, 'Leaders of the World'
Meatslayer- bass, human beat box, vocals (lead on 'Xmas at Ground Zero'), 'Elf'
Nathan B. Gosh- electric mandolin, vocals, 'Elf'
U-Tip- drums, flex-a-tone, 'Lady Shake Weight/Mrs. Claus'
Tardmar- Moog, samples, melodica, vocals (lead on 'I Saw Your Mama' & 'Abortion for Xmas'), 'Elf'
Lizardus- trombone, vocals, 'Elf'
Harrissimo- vocals (lead on 'What's Happening To My Body?' & 'Party With Santa'), tambourine, 'Daddy Slap Chop/Santa Claus'

Story and script by Beefus
Performed and recorded live at 89.9 FM WORT 12/12/2013
Produced by Ben Johnson of Wavelength Productions for YS Records

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BEEFUS Madison, Wisconsin

Called "Madison's rocking merry pranksters" by the Madison Isthmus, BEEFUS has been bringing their bizarro sounds and stage antics to stages in Madison, WI and the Midwest since 2007. BEEFUS are more anti-rock than rock, with smatterings of mutated jazz, peculiar percussion, and anthems to meat, body horror, and eldritch squid. ... more

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